unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

-behindbars:

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

ratchethime:

This could be us but you playin’ 

twinks2014:

u fuck with a dog u fuck with me

stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

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school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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