when people ask u sex questions and ur just like
world’s okayest friend
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
when someone you dont like texts you about their problems
brian quit playing games with my heart
- doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
- me: my appearance
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
me graduating high school:
She fucking loved her mug